I've always had a crazy dream of having a slutty girlfriend that would fuck me with the camera rolling. I would show off all of my moves and maybe make a little hat to put on my mushroom headed dick to end the scene. I'd put his hat on and shake him like he's waving goodbye to the fans. Another dream dashed. Spank The Butcher At: https://www.sex.com/user/spankthebutcher/ Also At: http://zmut.com/SpankTheButcher
I can only imagine what life would be like if my job included, waking up slamming some coffee, smoking a few morninng cigarettes and then heading off to my job of "fucking Lexi Dona and getting paid" I would be walking around with a smirk on my face ... cont...
. I would look down at my dick with pride and admiration instead of bitterness and hate. I would tell the girlfriend. Don't worry if you don't feel like putting out tonight or if you have a headache. I'll be getting some at work tomorrow anyway. ...cont....
I would go to job fairs and schools, especially on their (bring a pornstar to school day) I would answer their questions about being a cock for hire. I would take full advantage of the royal flush that.life dealt me. Where the hell am I going with this?........Life would be interesting I'm sure.
Kiki Klout, She's a nice one.That being said. Here's a few true or false questions in regard to pornstar Kiki Klout.
See if you can pick which are true.
1) Kiki Klout was an army sniper in operation desert storm and was accreditted with 65 confirmed kills
2) Kiki Klout was once a backup singer with Jethro Tull
3) Kiki Klout was one of only 3 survivors aboard a cruise ship that sank. She was adrift in a life raft for 9 days with nothing but her own urine to survive on.
4) Kiki Klout was a suspect in the slaying of 5 elderly women at a nursing home.
Answers: None of the above are true. It's all bullshit I made up because I just like typing the word Kiki.
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Sophia Sutra, flexing her ass cheeks to delight and amuse curious porn watchers. I have a pile of Sophia Sutra pics and GIFs going back quite a few years. I'll probably get around to posting some of them in the future.
Her best two videos in my opinion are this one and the one with her in thigh high socks and a schoolgirl uniform fucking. Armed with those two flicks, you could whack until your dick bled.
This lucky bastard was giving the performance of his career with Jessie Jett's thickness. I'd swear the fucker was drooling. I can't blame him though. Throw me in a cage with a big titted, thick animal like that and in 20 seconds 1,000,000 years of human evolution is stripped away. I'm a mindless, cave dwelling, savage, poon predator.
No shame. No morals. No mercy. No laws. Just a primitive, godless, pagan beast pounding away on warm piece of meat. Come to think of it. That's exactly like working in a butcher shop.
I like having some fun with stupid shit like this. I had the day off. I masturbated 3 times, drank a pot of coffee, smoked a pack of cigarettes, fucked the fat chick nextdoor, got bored and made this.
Chuck Norris fucks with Johnny's friend Dick Meatus and Johnny shows up with his dick swinging.. Chaos ensues. Thanks for looking.